One day, there's a women ask a child some question...
if you can get the answer EXACTLY the same as what the child did....
You are very smart!!
Get a paper and write it down...then check with the answer at the end of this blog.
1.What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?
2.What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?
3.What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
4. What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?
5. What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
“Who am I” sort of
questions.
6. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you’re bored. The
best man always has me first.
8. I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
9. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver. What is it?
10. What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
that means lot of heat and excitement?
11. What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
& if u don’t get it, u have to use ur hand.
12. What is it that all men have one. It’s
longer on some men, than on others,
the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his
wife after they’re married?
13. What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible
for making love ?
Child's answer...
1. legs
2. pockets
3. coconut
4. bubblegum
5. Shake hands
6. Tent
7. Wedding Ring
8. Nose
9. Arrow
10. Firetruck
11. Fork
12. SURNAME
13. HEART
if you can get the answer EXACTLY the same as what the child did....
You are very smart!!
Get a paper and write it down...then check with the answer at the end of this blog.
1.What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?
2.What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?
3.What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
4. What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?
5. What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
“Who am I” sort of
questions.
6. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you’re bored. The
best man always has me first.
8. I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
9. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver. What is it?
10. What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
that means lot of heat and excitement?
11. What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
& if u don’t get it, u have to use ur hand.
12. What is it that all men have one. It’s
longer on some men, than on others,
the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his
wife after they’re married?
13. What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible
for making love ?
Child's answer...
1. legs
2. pockets
3. coconut
4. bubblegum
5. Shake hands
6. Tent
7. Wedding Ring
8. Nose
9. Arrow
10. Firetruck
11. Fork
12. SURNAME
13. HEART
-The End-
Matthew 18:1-6
1At that time the disciples came to Jesus and asked, “Who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven?”
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